I've finally made my Christmas List.
I would have sent it months ago
but I sprained my blimmin' wrist.
At last it's now recovered
So I'm sending you this rhyme
To say all I want for Christmas
is a trolley-full of time!
I don't want it wrapped with bells on
or bought from BHS
I don't want it to run on batteries
or to wear it on my dress.
But I'd be happy if it glistens
in a fairy godmother kind of way,
whose touch of festive magic
could add more hours to every day.
I'd work, I'd rest and play more games
with the family I adore
I'd even have time for all the shopping
and sort out every recycling chore.
I'd phone, visit and go on days out
with all my beloved friends.
And raise a toast to our special memories
as each get-together ends.
But this wish isn't just for Christmas
It's for every season too
I need to find more hours each day
for everything I do.
So if you're listening Santa Claus
this is my Christmas Wish.
And if you can really make it happen
You'll get a big fat juicy kiss.